When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out
Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*
by Steel Delvin July 27, 2018
When a male finds a hot girl on myspace/facebook and plans to "meet up" with her. At the meeting, the unfortunate male discovers that the pictures were lies, and he is confronted by a 60 year old Hilary Clinton look-alike. The Angry Hubert is when the aforementioned hag begins to molest him.
Dude, myspace molestation goes both ways! Jimmy just got the angry hubert last night!! He's been puking blood ever since.
by random122387 November 19, 2007
When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth
CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
by kensobaby December 04, 2014
An angry Jack is a person, who get's angry, when someone directly or indirectly points out flaws in our society and thereby makes the Jack question their own mortality.
^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)
^(refernce: that one Innuendo Studios video)
"oh man, i can't stand those fucking vegiterians . not eating meat like they are something better!" - an Angry Jack
by [reredacted] August 09, 2021
An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.
While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.
by Nine-Pac October 12, 2008
A person or group who is/are perpetually angry, no matter what the day or forum; someone who injects 'anger' into every conversation and action regardless of any precipitating factor
Q: "Who is your meeting with this afternoon?"
A: Community Group X - aka 'always angries' - they are looking for support to abolish the Thai Parliament. They are ALWAYS ANGRY
A: Community Group X - aka 'always angries' - they are looking for support to abolish the Thai Parliament. They are ALWAYS ANGRY
by Slygirl2010 March 17, 2010
Adjective primarily used to describe a food that is so delicious, it makes you pissed off just thinking about how good it is. Most effective when used in a loud and obnoxious tone.
Guy: Damn! I just had the most Angry Delicious fries at lunch today!
Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.
Girl: Whoooaaa. Calm yourself, now.
by Angry Delish October 05, 2008