Anal Porridge

Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.

I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.

by Rational Gal June 19, 2012

anal creampie

what happens after being f*cked in the ass

i had a massive anal creampie after being gangbanged by 10 guys.

by anal lover February 2, 2009

anal runoff

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.

Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.

by anusbeed April 2, 2010

anal vineyard

Slang for Piles or haemorroids.

Mary has quite an impressive Anal Vineyard after a bad case of the runs.

by afcb stu October 7, 2006

Anal river

This is the line of liquid that is formed around the anal region after one has been cum on.

"It was great, i came all over her arse and left one hell of an Anal river"

by Richard123 October 2, 2005

Anal Octopus

When 8 guys shove their dicks up a womans anus, and shit begins shitting uncontrollably. Bonus points if diarhea

They decided on doing the anal octopus though it made quite the mess

by FeedTheWal February 12, 2013

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 November 11, 2015