alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

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The Alien Pete

When you shoot candy balls into your anus from a alien dildo.

Last night George pulled a The Alien Pete with candy balls with his girlfriend.

by Hiarchy September 8, 2021

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alien vomit

sexy.

me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:

by I’m a human September 25, 2021

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alien.._..vr

The best gorilla tag player ever

Oh no alien.._..vr joined we need to leave

by Too monke February 28, 2022

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Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022

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1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!

2. The movie

“HOLY SHIT! THERE’S A FUCKING ALIEN!”
Alien: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS *other alien noises*

by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021

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