A man with the biggest dick in the whole universe. His dick has more mass than a planet. All the girl want a taste of the big dick.
by Not Alexander Olsson November 21, 2021
Get the Alexander Olssonmug. A business man and an entrepreneur born on September 26th, 1987 in Omoku Town, Nigeria. He is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES.
by apallison December 11, 2020
Get the Alexander Pym Allisonmug. Alexander's do usualy have a huge penis and big muscles. He always have at least 10 girlfriends at the same time. He is realy good at fucking
Alexander do you have a huge penis?
by Petrus denisson July 8, 2023
Get the Alexandermug. twink. short, thin, only wearing hoodies, has had atleast 1 or more of these following "phases":
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.
always only drawing. no school work.
hamilton, my little pony, fnaf, creepypasta, heathers, or creepy gay art kid
has too many memes for too many situations, you should worry about if any of them have actually happened to him.
mommy issues.
always only drawing. no school work.
person 1 : have you seen alexander's drawings?
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
person 2 : yeah, they're really good for his age!
person 1 : i wanna watch how he's done it!!
by garden carpet March 22, 2022
Get the alexandermug. Alexander is a good guy but shy. He will become more open to you as your friendship grows. Alexander loves videos game and Xbox. He is usually open about his feelings but not when they are about you.
by Chicken1223butt6 January 11, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. Person 1:Omg are you dating Ben Alexander
Person 2: yeahhhh, he’s got an amazing jaw line but don’t please me in bed
Person 2: yeahhhh, he’s got an amazing jaw line but don’t please me in bed
by Imarenger October 18, 2019
Get the Ben Alexandermug. Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
by schnuckiputzi November 29, 2020
Get the Alexandermug.