alcohol 

a gimped version of marijuana.

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

alcohol by hmn June 13, 2004

alcoholess 

an alcohlic drink without alchohol

beer without alcohol is alcoholess (beerless beer)

alcoholess by jake shipton January 30, 2007

alcoholess 

an alcoholic drink without alcohol

beer without alcohol is alcoholess (beerless beer)

alcoholess by jake shipton January 30, 2007

Alcohobligations 

When you're already drunk and you're forced to do something best done sober, like driving or public speaking.

#1: Dude, you've had the least to drink, we need you to drive home.
#2: Not happening, way too drunk for alcohobligations.

Alcohobligations by Nathan829 January 7, 2010

Alcohol Paradox 

The more alcohol a person drinks, the more they should probably stop drinking, yet inevitably, the they end up drinking more. Especially applicable to drunk bitches and reaches a limit when the subject in question passes out.

Man, last night this drunk bitch wouldn't stop drinking vodka. She couldn't taste it anymore and wouldn't listen to her friends to stop and she kept going until she passed out. Definitely the alcohol paradox.

Alcohol Paradox by caciamaan00 May 27, 2010

Alcohol Bootycall 

The action of when a person who is under 21 years old asks a person who is 21 years old or over to purchase alcohol for them.

Luke just alcohol bootycalled me. I go make a trip to the liquor store.

Alcohol Bootycall by Jpaschen November 17, 2014

alcohol 

alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems

sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention

alcohol by bonecrusherz October 3, 2017