Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.

We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.

by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Aggressive Cuddler

Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping

Zanto is an aggressive cuddler and I love it.

by Asherz210 November 17, 2018

Aggrevatable

People who are generally aggregated most of the time

He/she is constantly aggrevatable. The smallest comment makes him/ her angry.

by Kansas1990 December 1, 2018

Aggregory

When your so angry, that you write an extreme metaphor of why it makes you mad.

Person 1: "I hate chai tea."
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "It taste like a dentist office fingered a horse, using Starbucks black tea as lube, and the shit that came out was made into a perfume worn by old women at church who peer out at the congregation from under their bonnets, and that smell was made into a tea served to midwestern hipsters trying to make themselves edgy and different, while still just following the main stream."
Person 2: "Holy shit, dude, chill it with the aggregory. You're not writing a book"

by AnAngryTurd_ December 3, 2018

Aggritate

When your significant other upsets you, burn you aren’t furious.

Babe. You aggritate me.

by English Librarian January 25, 2019

Aggro

When doing extreme stunts in sports. The act of doing a trick that is extra ordinary in the sport.

Yo that was so aggro bro. You landed that !

by Atomic Trix February 15, 2019