Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011

Abortion

The best thing ever done to avoid having your husband leave you for the milk AND being stuck with a burden for almost 20 years

Woman: I secretly got an abortion

Woman 2:WHAT?! why?

woman 1: cause i hate children, and i dont want my husband to leave me the second he sees my big belly

by 4lgjheiorjklerhe December 14, 2023

God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025

Satilite abortion

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

Abortion

A procedure used by stupid sluts who take dick all day even though they don't want kids

The dumb slut has had 97 abortions in the last year because she doesn't want to take pills or use condoms. What a dumb whore.

by Doozer85 July 1, 2022

Abortion

When my mom tried to abort me i stuck my hand out her pussy and shot the doctors head

Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby

My mom: K do it

Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18

Mom: shrieks

Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off

Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!

by ODOG12 October 22, 2022

bass abortion

The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.

"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"

"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."

by Fox2018 May 22, 2018