tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 25, 2016

Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 13, 2021

tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum

dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum

by chungusmemes March 14, 2023

Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in

anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.

by Qal December 17, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Hot tubbed

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone

Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.

by WillyBoof March 30, 2020

tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.

Tub salad is the new shower beer.

by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018