That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
by VegettoVai December 28, 2010
Get the Capin Tub Tubsmug. Place where men, who are friends, enjoy chilling but five feet appart each other because they are not gay.
by PTM2019 January 15, 2019
Get the Hot tubmug. Man i had the worst time last night, there was a loud tub thumping in the tub. Then i got knocked down, but i got up again dont worry, it wont ever keep me down.
by Annenesia July 18, 2023
Get the Tub Thumpingmug. by MahiJoon April 13, 2024
Get the Tubsmug. Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
by funnychiron January 12, 2024
Get the Airy Hot Tubmug. A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
Get the Tubmug. The same as log bucking; however, done with use of a plastic or iron tub, rope, and spongy rubber mat. In this case, a person sits or lies inside a tub. A long rope is passed through a set of hooks. One end is free and the other is secured to a large tree branch. Two or more people must yank the free end of the rope hard enough to launch the third person out of the tub and onto the rubber mat.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Tub buckingmug.