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sneeze stew

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."
by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025
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Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!
Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.
by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025
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shower stew

A term referring to the heinous mixture that accumulates in a toilet bowl when an individual urinates, defecates, shaves, and ejaculates prior to showering, typically left unattended until after bathing.
“Dude, you forgot to flush your shower stew…what is wrong with you?”
by Adem Bona November 9, 2025
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Stewing

The art of having anal sex without thrusting. When a person “sticks it in” their partner’s buttocks and then leaves it inside to “stew” in their stench. The anal sex equivalent of the predominantly Mormon term “soaking”, which is used in attempt to circumvent the law of chastity.
Woman: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? We can try stewing in my bed again!

Man: Hell no! The last time we did that my dick smelled like shit for a week!
by LegalBastard December 8, 2025
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trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper
The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.
by sexpissdull February 2, 2025
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blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.
Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"
by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025
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Stew

Simmering mess of fetid stinking shit
That Brandon guy is a real Stew
by cklot November 24, 2021
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