face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

Roach Nest

The best friend gang ever existed

Person1: What's the best thing about roach nest?
Person2: Burger king foot lettuce

by yourmomsfavouritestripper February 12, 2018

Roached

When something is destroyed beyond repair.

“Jared, & JP’s knees are roached from Jiu Jitsu class.”

by jrmt December 23, 2022

Roached

when your eating peaches out and a roach crawls down your throat from out of her pussy

dude i was roached last night by brittany

by JOEMAMA111 November 26, 2019

Roached

Past tense of reaching out

“I roached out to you a few weeks ago, you never responded.”

by dime & dyl May 15, 2025

Roached

When an individual forgets a task, or detail regarding something they have been given or told within the past 24 hours due to his or her marijuana consumption. The level of roach the individual experiences varies for each scenario.

Brendan: Aw shit, dude I forgot the munchies upstairs.

Peter: Roached.

by FuckSocietyGoGreen February 04, 2013

Roach mania

Infestation of a living/working place by cockroaches.

Check out these oval shaped insects! They are just too many! This is roach mania!

by Cycy Ch September 09, 2022