A dress that some people see as blue and black, or white and gold, depending on their absorbation of light. (Some people see other colors)
A: The Dress is obviously blue and black! It’s originally blue and black too!
B: You sure? I see white and gold.
C: I got red and orange, what are you guys talking about?
B: You sure? I see white and gold.
C: I got red and orange, what are you guys talking about?
by wwwstarkasacom April 27, 2023
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange February 27, 2014
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them
by Saulman500 March 22, 2024
by PhillyPat May 07, 2022
Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 27, 2009
"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.
"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024
When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.
Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
by fingergunmitch July 23, 2018