Couple Beef

When two people in a relationship have a back and forth fight with one another.

Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.

by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 30, 2022

skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.

Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.

by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017

couple-nother

At least two more drinks

I'm going to have to have a couple-nother before spending time around my ex

by guerillacollective July 6, 2018

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

Perfect couple

A relationship between two people (like Anya and Jevro), that is amazing and just perfection (like Anya and Jevro).

3 meals a day? More like 3 fucks a day, those are perfect couple goals!

by Janya shipper March 16, 2021