Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005

drop bear

A marsupial related to the koala but much more aggressive in nature. Drops from trees onto unsuspecting prey and rips them apart with their large teeth and claws. Several people who go camping in the Australian outback fall victim to this creature each year.

see also hoop snake

Did you hear that? It sounded like a drop bea...AAAAUUGGGHHAAAAAUUTH!!!! *rip rip tear tear*

by Alex Mackay May 1, 2004

Pedo Bear

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

by Kenny00911 November 4, 2009

bear steepener

A term used by financial managers to either identify an unsustainalbe interest rate yield curve, or to display or cover up their own weinerheadnedess.

I don't know the answer to that question. But the yield curve is in bear steepener.

by bigbeefner December 28, 2010

vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.

I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.

by brown bear79 October 12, 2013

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013