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you're so funny 

You're so not funny.
+ Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- You're so funny, I'm screaming.
you're so funny by dieghitto January 16, 2021

you're welcum 

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.
"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.
you're welcum by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

You're my Noah 

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook
You're my Noah by Jeff May 13, 2005

You’re doin’ it wrong 

Four simple words, similar in usage to the phrase, “That’s what she said,” but with an opposite meaning. It is used to point out the unrealised sexual innuendo in a previously innocent statement.

The term was derived from pointing out the sexual abnormalities of a friend’s sex life. When the person shared information the repeated advice was, “You’re doin’ it wrong.”
When a man is eating a banana, he should never look another man in the eye or comment on the size or quality of the banana.

What if you’ve snapped the banana in half?

Fuck dude, you’re doin’ it WRONG!

You’re David 

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker
Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell
You’re David by Beea June 29, 2019

You're on dirt 

You are not making any sense, and stop talking to me.
Two students are talking and the teacher tells them their 15 page homework assignment is due tomorrow at 8AM.

"Ms. Smith, You're on dirt!"
You're on dirt by fawiigy September 18, 2013