Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

Hadi Wrong

When you say something that is so bad that it will make you completely disgusting to the opposite sex forever

Boy: you know, I don't even care we're not together. I'm going back with your mom so she can suck my dick like your grandma did last night!
Girl: Well you're an immature asshole. I'm going to go tell everyone what you said. Believe me boy, you just made a Hadi Wrong.

by White boiiiii June 29, 2011

animal wrongs

A group which often takes "Hitler was a vegetarian" to mean we should mimic him, such as Sea Shepherd.

She trained her cat to be a vegan. Talk about animal wrongs!

by sunkanunpa November 9, 2011

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.

We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Wrong hands

The hands playing all sides.

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

wrong bus

A fat looking orangutan that has a crush on Aimee’s dog, Penny. Someone who eats Santa’s cookies off the plate. Someone that noticed that our table is broken. A person that has an obsession with Alyssa’s broken vines. They are attracted to angry gorillas doing the WAP. Overall, they are very annoying people.

Wrong Bus is an orangutan.

by Ryan Sprang The Orangutang November 23, 2021

The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.

Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.

by ExCognita March 25, 2023