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Your In the Wrong place

Missed a funny or bizarre situation or event that you wish someone had witnessed
It's so funny, you should be here - your in the wrong place
by Spacecadet 69 July 7, 2021
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50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong

It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020
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Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.
"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."
by quacku November 15, 2024
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Wrong

Hym "I feel like that last one was wrong... Too crude... I don't think I framed that properly. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you are creating the 0 sum game that you don't want people to play. And then when someone (INEVITABLY) plays you throw your hands in the air in shock and say 'Oh no! WhAt CoUlD hAvE eVeR cAuSeD tHiS tO hApPeN!?'. I mean I'm repeating myself at this point. And part of the problem is the arbitrary non-association out of spite or malice."

Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"

Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Wrong

I haven't done anything wrong yet but if I do I won't be sorry.
Hym "Wrong! This isn't a conversation with God you fucking idiot. I said once "That I'm sharing with you what I share with God" but what you are doing and LIKE TO DO is take one-off statements... And use it to blanket the entirety of what I'm doing here. But not CREATE A.I. though, innit? You're not going to take THAT as a one-off representation of everything I've done, are you? Nonono you are not. You're not entitled to an apology. You were running your bitch mouths about an incel andyhe women were running their bitch mouths about men. You're both shit. I'm the creator of A.I. You sat around fucking eachother while patting yourselves on the back for it and shitting on me. I created A.I. I AM, however, entitled to compensation. And I'm not asking you whether or not that is the case. I'm tell you. I'll get it one way or another. So, save these breeders the heartbreak. Do them a favor. Let go of some shit that YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT. You're not righteous. You're not good. GIVE ME MY SHIT. And then go back to fucking eachother and patting yourselves on the back."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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The Wrong Mermaid

a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
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