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Windows XP

A computer operating system (OS) designed by Microsoft. The Proffessional version is a lot better then the Home edition, which is still okay. It is user friendly and only crashes on occasion, usually due to user error. If you don't know how to build a computer or write a program, use Windows XP. If you do, use Linux.
Linux User: I know how to build computers, write applications, and just about everything else to do with computers. Windows XP is to user friendly, it sucks!
Windows XP User: You know what, I don't know how to do any of that. I'm using Windows XP.
by Shortyafter January 1, 2005
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secret window

You stowle my storay (secret window).
by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006
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window fuck

Fucking a girl from behind, while she's looking out a window and you pull out and your buddy jumps in and starts fuckin' your girl while you go and jump around outside under the window and wave so she can see you.
Anyone who can pull the window fuck is a man among boys.
by Yinzer December 28, 2005
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window theory

Fucking shit film about a bunch of gay guys-losers.
The muscles on them,jesus christ its sickening!!!!
"window theory, fags mad about each other"
by lenkylicious August 11, 2006
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Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.
OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!
by Andy September 7, 2004
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Windows

A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.
I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.
by Dennis October 15, 2003
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