jp weiler

a kid that smokes every day and trys to act ghetto and jizzes all over him self and wipes it on his bed

a big wanna be baller and is white and the snow that comes out of the sky

by pl;ayerforlife January 28, 2005

whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...

I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.

by doubletime69 June 1, 2010

Weiner

A word with many uses. It is really funny to say, and can even make small children laugh.

Evan loves weiner in and around his mouth.

by catlady4evs February 18, 2009

Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.

"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."

by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008

weiner

to go up to something/someone and put your weiner on them/it and yell weiner

I'm gunna weiner you if u dont shut up.

by dushon mandick June 5, 2008

max weiner

a jack ass who thinks he is the shit

NEWS FLASH MAX...you are not

no matter how much money you pay, you will never EVER get head; and yes you WILL die a virgin

no one likes you; get over yourself and leave the touching of your dick to yourself...PLEASE

a jackass with no life and with a tiiiinyy ass dick

by 4YOURinfo April 1, 2005

weinerpaint

The excrement ejaculated from the male genitalia.
Synonym for 'semen'
Antonym for 'butt'

I slapped a hunk of weinerpaint on Sally's face.

by Tony Montana April 10, 2003