Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.

Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

bluebird wednesday

the day of the week where all indiana university students gather to listen to the bad local bands and blackout.

Lets go to bluebird wednesday! Birds the word, man.

by hillelian February 4, 2021

wednesday sexual intercourse

woo wednesday+sexual intercourse.

this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey

it can be used while talking about toes.

person1: i like toes

person2: bro gay
person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse

by what yes February 6, 2021

Wednesday

today

This is Wednesday. Today

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.

What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.

by BergensMom May 11, 2021

Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.

"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"

by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021