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Tornado Wedgie

A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
by Funk Jones April 26, 2014
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wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
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wedgie

having your pants pulled up your but crack to the point it rips
frankie loves wedgies

frankie uses his sisters bed as a wedgie machine
by mr mystery man 0101 June 10, 2022
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wedgie

Wedgie is used for something or someone that is being annoying or irritating. Used to exclaim disgust or annoyence with the thing
Are you wedgie
Stop being a wedge

Yo that was kinda wedgie

WHY YOU SO WEDGIE
by Ga🅱️riela December 23, 2018
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Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole
Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
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Wedgie

Wedgie is when the panties get stuck in between the booty cheeks. It is uncomfortable and could put people in awkward positions
1) Excuse y’all I have to take this wedgie out of my booty😂
2) I don’t feel comfortable, I have a wedgie
by Dhmy January 7, 2019
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Siberian Wedgie

When you give someone a wedgie while they are wearing a G-string, and they start to defecate, the poop that comes out will be cut in two by the G-string.
"Hey bro is it okay if i give you a Siberian wedgie later?"
by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 13, 2025
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