shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

wax

a word used to describe a person who is being fake or plastic

Oh my god Jaden you are being so wax right now

by ilovejadenspussy March 28, 2017

Swirling Wax

Tonguing someone’s ear

We took turns swirling wax for hours

by Bingus wiener February 7, 2022

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

Wax Shit

When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck

by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

Wax your Gibbous

Waxing an anus with hemorrhoids

"I will wax your gibbous"

by StapleTapeworms February 20, 2024

Wax Mouth

The throat forms a "wax" like build-up, causing minor-mild loss of taste. This irritation is caused mainly by giving a male felacio, or "blow-jobs".

She can't taste hot food due to her wax mouth.

by MrD88 March 14, 2023