Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
by escyr April 16, 2022
A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.
by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022
by mcmillerg January 27, 2019
The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024