Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

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poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 2, 2017

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Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.

`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...

by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020

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1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.

"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"

by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009

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Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.

"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."

by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009

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Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.

They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.

by libertyuk August 16, 2008

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