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nazi vampire

What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult
Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire
by Just One Egg Yolk August 13, 2021
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Vampiric Appreciation

Vampiric Appreciation: When someone stays around you to suck the positive energy out of you while simultaneously creeping you out and ripping you off.
`Wow, she stole all their Facebook Art Posts, blocked them and posted it as their own.. Classic Vampiric Appreciation...` `Yeah, totally...
by Jay Springshare January 26, 2020
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Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.
by Hog Belly August 6, 2019
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Vegetarian Vampire

1. A vampire that abstains from drinking human blood, instead substituting animal blood.

2. A vampire that is never truly satisfied.

3. A fan of Twilight that was left unsatisfied after watching that sorry excuse for a movie.
"Man, I saw the Twilight movie last night, and I totally feel like a vegetarian vampire!"
by HappyCabbit April 2, 2009
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Beer Vampire

Someone who get's in real close, in conversation, or affiliation with, (usually at a party) that asks you for a sip, and takes over your beer as theirs.
"Hey can I get a sip of your beer?"
"I guess so"
"Thanks"
...
"Dude where'd my beer go?"
"Beer Vampire..."
by SnookiezInc April 12, 2009
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Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.
They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.
by libertyuk August 16, 2008
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vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.
Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!
by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007
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