Marvel Ultimate Alliance for PSP

The version of Marvel Ultimate Alliance for PSP is a pretty good video game but if you buy it for the online play, you are a fool.

Woohoo! After trying to log onto Marvel Ultimate Alliance for PSP for 20 minutes, waiting for 2 hours for other players to join the game, I finally got a game started up! This is awesome- wait, what the hell? Why are the controls delayed by 2 seconds? This is bullshit!

-True story

by DrCox December 25, 2008

Ulia

Usually an eastern european/russian name given to rich middle-class criminals daughters, so when they are forced out of the country may change it to "julia" to blend easily.

A Ulia tends to drink copious amounts of vodka and lives a promiscuous lifestyle, but that's nothing her mafia family can't fund/forgive.

"She looks like a Ulia, stay away bru"

"I heard Ulia's father is the ruski godfather"

by risnog May 29, 2012

Ultimate Frisbee

Lame, gay, boring. The worst game invented. Requires the athletic skill and talent equivalent to sweeping a floor. Great way for stoned hippies to work off their meager energy..

Hey Dave do you want to go to the Gay bar? their having an ultimate frisbee comp today.

No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...

by Hippies smell bad December 22, 2014

Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

ultimate sit-ups

When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick

Dude you had to be there, i made Janet do and 20 ultimate sit-ups. It was awesome

by ajs95427 October 10, 2009

Ultima

1. Theoretically best spell in any FF game. There are lots of better spells.
2. Polish shop with games. www.ultima.pl

1. I did 9999 damage with ultima.
2. I ordered FFVII at Ultima.

by Pure w00tness July 17, 2005

The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

by Lad dal May 23, 2018