turkish delight

a hedgehog that thrives in environments surrounded by water ice

ex- "Turkish Delight fell in a vat of cherry!"

by weelittlejake August 20, 2013

Turkish Roommate

The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.

Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"

by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy

i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had

by jamal334 April 1, 2009

turkish ham sandwich

When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.

After the hobo raped that bitch, he gave her the good old Turkish Ham Sandwich.

by Task force master Cooley October 20, 2013

Turkish Delight

When you penetrate a black woman's anus to the point blood trickles out down between the cheeks - resembling a turkish delight chocolate.

Mate that bird was so fine I'd make her a turkish delight.

by Lt Chil May 26, 2018

turkish

the worst of the worst, the most annoying human being, if it can even be called a human being. the most fucking ANNOYING THING THAT WILL NOT LET YOU LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AND FORCE YOU TO RAGEQUIT WHATEVER YOU MET IT IN, ONLINE. truly the worst fucking nigger imaginable, ruining everything it can find. WORSE THAN HITLER

person 1: "omg these turkish niggers are so fucking annoying what the fuck"
turk 1: "turk?"
turk 2: "TURKiSH"
turk 3: "TRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT"
turk 4: "TR?"
turk 5: "YES TR"
turk 6: "TR TURK"
turk 7: "YES ME iS TURK"
turk 8: "TURKiYE???"
person 1: *quietly leaves the chat*

by Random autist November 20, 2018

turkish soft serve

when one is taking a shit and it coils around itself perfectly as if it were on a sugar cone

dude 1: i made a turkish soft serve last night
dude 2: yum

by boondogle September 24, 2009