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turbo ass

Of very poor quality.
"That new D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 2, 2023
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turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017
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turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017
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Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
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Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.
Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024
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turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.
I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!
by turbo pull February 2, 2017
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Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"
Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"
by anonymous February 25, 2022
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