mock-torian

When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.

You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.

by Frandango April 21, 2025

Gran Torino

a grumpy old white man

Wow! That gran torino is really giving "get off my lawn" energy today.

by Jane Sad Woman August 19, 2025

kawhi stays in toronto

Kawhi Leonard signing a max contract with the Raptors instead of signing with the Clippers. If u sign with them i hope Zaza Pachulia haunts your dreams.

OMG Kawhi stays in toronto!!!!!

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

Blacks In Toronto

Blacks, also referred to as niEEgero%% are high in the Toronto area. Here is a list of blacks in Toronto.

Agusi, Willaims - Age 23 - Telephone number 647-983-0921
Amblessed, Kalechi - Age 17 - DECEASED (Due to various brutalities)
Adam, oobwemmoobwem - Age TBD - Dope Slanger
Billy - DECEASED
Queen - Daughter of Princess

Hey Blacks in Toronto!
Yeah read the list!

by SeanClarkHereatJersey December 8, 2021

University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

sister lives in Toronto

The author of this definition has a sister

The author’s sister lives in Toronto

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

Exodius neckular torsion

When you go to see a concert of the metal band Exodus and during the final song, you get choked out by a 50-year-old lady. You are not sure if she's trying to have fun or kill you.

"I suffered an exodius neckular torsion at the show last night. My neck is now quite sore"

by Yaplordgigachin December 11, 2024