toolsack

a person who tries too hard to fit in, poses, is easily and obliviously used and is in general just a stupid fuck. so much to the point that this person isn't just a tool, they're equivalent to an entire sack of tool. therefore, they're a toolsack.

Phil "Dude, you ever notice Ike is always trying to one-up me when we talk about wake boarding?"

Joe "Yeah, because he's a massive toolsack!"

by Amfeezy October 10, 2006

toolfool

1. Someone who is simultaneously a tool and a fool.
2. A ridiculously funny and condescending way to tell someone they're being an idiot.

"You hung up on me!!"
"No I didn't!"
"You're such a toolfool!"

by Denizz July 21, 2008

Tool

Neeper.

Neeper is such a tool.

by SomeMuthaF**kinGuy March 23, 2009

Tool

Someone who lacks a backbone or any intellegence, a tool is completely moronic, and useless!

Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

tool

ryan seacrest

"did you watch american idol last night?"
"why would I ever watch that show? everyone on it is a tool. especially ryan seacrest"

by teddybeast January 19, 2010

Tool

A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb

Tim Plumb.

Wow.... that guy is such a tool.... he must be named tim.

by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010

tool

Someone whose self esteem is so low that they feel the need to post half naked photos of themselves as their default pics on social networking websites in order to get people to look at them.

I thought he was weird until I saw his facebook....he actually took a half naked pic of himself and used it as his profile. Now I just think he's a TOOL!!!

by tool slapper September 2, 2010