Power Tool

one who possesses above-and-beyond qualities of toolishness and/or douchebaggery

Guy #1: Man, he's the biggest tool I've ever seen!
Guy #2: Yeah, he's a total power tool.

by definitively October 26, 2009

Be Cool Tool

A baseball bat a la Pat Megna

Drew: Hey man, put down my baseball bat.
Pat: Chill out baby, this is my Be Cool Tool.

by cheapthrillz October 29, 2008

Clown Tool

A complete and utter idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny.Banter April 22, 2006

what the tool

A benign exclamation when something unexpected or undesirable occurs.

Friend: Hey, you should check out /b/.
*I go there*
Me: What the TOOL.

by Gamer_2k4 January 22, 2009

Love Tool

Is what it sounds like...the wanker, penis, shcrum, weiner, anything you facy calling it

His love tool was inserted into me like a like a doctors tongue depressor.

by Albert Marjorie February 27, 2006

Multi-tool

A Swiss army knife

"It's a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Tool Bag

Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."

A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.

Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.

by Ebits April 21, 2008