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Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.
Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...
by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010
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Tom Saji

Someone who has been deported from every countrie in the world and lives underwater as an aqua gypsy because he can't go anywhere else
That bloke over there is a Tom saji
by Irish Gyppo November 1, 2018
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Tom Felton

Plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
by Clairolina February 5, 2010
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tom delonge

Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).

He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".

He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.

He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.

His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt

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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes

Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"

Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
by pie_guy May 28, 2006
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Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.
Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?
by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019
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tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
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Tom Fahey

To be above reproach in all things, or to be equally intelligent and beautiful. To be Tom Fahey is to be always right. Linked to a laidback cynical demeanor it cannot be encapsulated by mere gestures or attidus. To be Tom Fahey is a way of life.
OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.

I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.
by PropaPlopa May 18, 2011
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