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Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God
by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position where a woman, dressed as a geisha; or a man dressed as a sumo wrestler fills their ass with fine grain sand and water with an enema bottle and then fart blasts it out all over the other persons face while yelling "BONSAI!".
I wanted a Tokyo Sandblaster at the whore house, but they said it would cost an extra $100 just to truck in the white sand they use from the Caribbean.
by JohnnyParanoid November 11, 2010
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tokyo drift

a style of racing developed on the rough tokyo streets. drifting is when the car skids and over exagerates a turn, usually this is a bad thing but this is the whole point of the tokyo drift
the cars are lighter, the wheels are slick. when you drift, if you aint outa control, you aint in control - tokyo drift
by ChrisJackson October 3, 2006
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Gay For Today

1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh
3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends
4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY.
5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN!
1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"

"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!"

"Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today"

"Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!"

*BIG LAUGHS*

"Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!"

"Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..."

"Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!"

"Your hella gay Orlando..."

2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass"

"I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie"

"Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?"

*12:01 A.M.*

"Something....Right...Here!"

*Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it*

"DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!"

"ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...."

"........Daniella's a dude...."

"FUCK!!!"

3. *WHISTLES*

*WALKS INTO ROOM*

*BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS*

"Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!"

"I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?"

*man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..."

"WHAT THE FUCK...?!"

"HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!"
by Deep Fried Vagina January 19, 2009
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tokyo x

A type of pork that combines three different species all crossbread into one. It's meant to be really super stellar.
Damn that Iron Chef where they used Tokyo X looked soo good, I'm hungry.
by ShoesRBad April 6, 2003
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Tokyo Drift

A sex act when the man runs and slides, or "drifts" if you will, penis first into the woman
Man 1 "How was your evening?"
Man 2 "I Tokyo drifted your mom last night"
Man 1 "Ew gross I hate that movie"
by The Haymmer July 24, 2018
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Tekaya

She is beautiful,but she won't admit it.
Creative and won't forget it. She is so gorgeous,she's got a curvy, beautiful body but she says she fat. If you find yourself a Tekaya don't lose her, you will regret it for the the rest of your life
Random guy: is that Tekaya?
Other random guy: is that Tekaya?,have you been living under a rock ?
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