commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019

Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.

I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.

by anonymous December 27, 2020