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Toast

When something is really easily done. Usually contridicting when someone says it will be hard.
John: Stacking all this wood will be hard
Spence: Naw man, it will be toast

Or

"That guy was huge, he was lifting those weights like toast!"
by Large Keegan August 29, 2006
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dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.
Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.
by Crow August 25, 2005
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Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.
"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"
by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009
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Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.
me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
by toast Kevin April 19, 2021
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Tom toasted

by Rando99 August 22, 2016
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Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.
I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight
by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020
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Toasted Sub

A submissive (sub) who gets stoned (high from smoking weed)
by Sabrina Marie 87 December 13, 2020
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