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Justin Timberlake

Did you see Justin Timberlake trying to imitate Michael Jackson with that hat and those falsetto whoops and dancing?
by jtlaetj October 26, 2006
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Justin Timberlake

Someone who, despite his fanbase of screaming teenage sluts and such, is a bad singer. His songs are composed of egotistical and stuck-up lyrics, such as "SexyBack". Many people like him because he can dance well, and even that he sings well, even though he does not. The lyrics are completely childish, with the few amount of serious songs that have to do with relationships being extremely shallow, having no depth or meaning whatsoever.
Teenage whore: z0mg, Justin Timberlake is so hot!
Prick: I know, I love him! Being a fan, I wish I could write lyrics like him. I just wish I wasn't illiterate.
Jesus: Hey guys, ever heard of Bob Dylan?
Teenage whore: Tssh, he sucks! Every time I try to analyze his lyrics, their depth combined with the LSD I take makes my brain hurt!
Gandhi: Screw you. Come on, Jesus, Stephen Hawking was right. These guys are too stupid to know what good music is.
by Gray Jack September 25, 2007
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timberlane

the best camp in the world with the ugliest girls ever, corey pollack runs it
corey pollack is the king of t-lane!
by c-poll June 24, 2003
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tiberiu

A word describing someone who's more retarded than a retard.
He's such a tiberiu today...
by OfficialMHV September 29, 2020
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tiber

Tiber is a sexy mofo, glad hes mine
by wowodvlegvr October 31, 2017
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Justin Timberfake

A term referring to man that dresses in the new found style of former boy-bander Justin Timberlake. Ensemble usually consists of ill-fitted Fedora, large tie, and sneakers. (Usually of the Chuck Taylor variety). Also, believes he can sing, has single-handedly brought sexy back, and can dance to no matter what music is playing.
"Wow, Look at that tool dance, he is such a Justin Timberfake.
by The Dollyllama February 4, 2010
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timberwolf (tim)

Noun. Timberwolf - Barks like a tree. It is the result of alot of alcohol, marijuana, and hard work getting a dog to crossbread with a tree. This aptly named "Timberwolf" has humanlike characteristics, and likes to post on messageboards such as the infamous "Xenosaga/RPG-XS" and often has homosexual tendencies.
Adj. Timberwolf - To have timberwolf/Tim characteristics.
Adj. Man thats timberwolf.
Noun. I saw a timberwolf humping my leg today.
by GuessWHo July 31, 2003
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