ticketmaster

A cop whose primary job is to wait in ambush to give passers by traffic tickets to add bucks to the cop shop budget.

The cops in this town aren't any good at solving crimes, they're just a bunch of ticketmasters.

by Peter Cappacinno March 19, 2009

Tucker and Church

(1)The two most leetest people in the world of gaming.
(2) The best characters on Red vs Blue.

Tucker and Church got in a Warthog and pwned everyone on the map.

by none January 14, 2005

ticket de metro

French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.

Ooh la la, avez-vous le voir? She's got a hot ticket de metro!

by c'est vraiment moi! January 21, 2010

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain

Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

by Luddy Luddinson July 28, 2011

wolf tickets

To tell a story or claim that is inherently false and has no chance of occurring. Stems from the boy who cried wolf, thus leading to wolf tickets being sold by the boy.

This was initially used by a friend from Petaluma, CA.

They claimed to be on the VIP list but everyone knew they were selling wolf tickets.

Stop selling wolf tickets.

by John Campbelll March 28, 2007

tinkerbitch

A completely self-centered, conceited person, whom is bitchy, but acts innocent.

Kate: Omgz, i'm like so hot..
Meg: Umn, ok?
Kate: Rofl, jealous much?
Meg: Shut up, you're such a tinkerbitch..
Kate: ..What did I do?!

by Laurenn.xx August 4, 2007

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008