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Like War

The act of liking everything in your Facebook news feed. When a like war has been declared people will go crazy, walls will be broken, and bi*ches will bi*ch.

During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.

Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
Ex. #1:
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch

Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."

*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
by Omer T March 8, 2011
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porn war

n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.
I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.
by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006
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poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.
Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.
by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012
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Star Wars

the greatest movie saga of all time. how good? I would choose watching Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back over sex with Meagan Fox. But maybe I could have both...
Dude I came in my pants when i watched Star Wars last night!
by momnkai May 26, 2009
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Star Wars

A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.
For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
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War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.
A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.
by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010
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Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible
Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.
by neotropicus January 21, 2011
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