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Like War

The act of liking everything in your Facebook news feed. When a like war has been declared people will go crazy, walls will be broken, and bi*ches will bi*ch.

During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.

Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
Ex. #1:
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch

Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."

*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
by Omer T March 8, 2011
mugGet the Like Warmug.

tent wars

A secretive farting contest held on boy-scout campouts. When chili is eaten for dinner, there will be one of these declared or otherwise. It is the act of building up a fart, and proceeding to somebody else's tent, unzipping their door, sticking your rear-end into the tent, and letting rip. Shortly after the gas is expelled, the door flaps are sealed so that the odor can permiate the opposition's tent.
Man! that tent war last night was so intense, that when i woke up this morning, i had to run outside for a breath of fresh air.
by Josh McGuire September 7, 2005
mugGet the tent warsmug.

porn war

n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.
I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.
by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006
mugGet the porn warmug.

poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.
Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.
by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012
mugGet the poke warmug.

Star Wars

the greatest movie saga of all time. how good? I would choose watching Star Wars Episode 5 Empire Strikes Back over sex with Meagan Fox. But maybe I could have both...
Dude I came in my pants when i watched Star Wars last night!
by momnkai May 26, 2009
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Star Wars

A helluva sci-fi movie that contiunes to spark arguments over which movie in the series is better.
For the record, "Empire Strikes Back" kicked all their asses. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
by Skeptic One July 23, 2003
mugGet the Star Warsmug.

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.
A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.
by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010
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