cisconian theory

the study of CISCO curriculi ex:CCNA, CCNP etc...

I am studying Cisconian Theory bitch

by Nairda Seyer January 19, 2009

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014

Germ Theory

An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen

Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...

by BillNyeIsASellOut October 1, 2020

Superman Theory

The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.

a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".

Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?

Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!

Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then

by KC Rodgers September 3, 2013

The Retardum Theory

A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.

Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"

Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"

by McJazzerVEVO October 19, 2019

iceberg theory

an trend that involves ANYTHING, being put in an photo shop ice berg and a bunch of stuff that's bizarre, its so popular, even TV shows have been put into this trend.

iceberg theory

by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021

Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.

“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise”

by EmreLovesMilfs May 9, 2022