by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021
Get the Bread jesusmug. A country-metal rock band out of Burlington Vermont. Formed in early 2008 Jesus Vanacho is five members consisting of piano, drums two guitars, and bass.
by Mills Streebeck January 18, 2009
Get the Jesus Vanachomug. A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
Get the Jesus Paredesmug. The spiritual equivalent of the city bus that comes through hospitals and picks up the terminally ill usually during the night. When it is said that the patient has his metrocard (ticket) ready, it means he's knocking on heavens door.
by Leysie January 17, 2008
Get the Jesus Busmug. by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022
Get the Mop Jesusmug. Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.
by swat957 October 25, 2017
Get the SWAT Jesusmug. Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.
You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.
by nwdriller81 October 3, 2007
Get the Jesus Pongmug.