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scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,
my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on
by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024
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Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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Triple-scissors

It is the best rock, paper, scissors tactic known to mankind. Although this tactic has great power, it is extremely hard to use. Only great champions of the game can use it and be successful.
Riley used triple-scissors to beat Daniel in the championship of rock, paper, scissors
by Riley The Creator May 14, 2018
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Dog scissor

The sexual act of rubbing one’s anus on someone else’s anus.
Jordan spent all night dog scissoring his partner.
by Marcass-hole August 15, 2021
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scissor bone sneeze

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!
by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019
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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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MOTHER SCISSORER

It is the opposite of mother fucker, because women don't fuck technically. They scissor each other!
She is a mother scissorer
by keeeeeeethannnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2025
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