“so do you guys like, scissor?”

The first question people ask a woman when she comes out as gay. We gay women expect it. After replying “yes”, the conversation usually goes as follows;

“so do you guys like, scissor?”

*sigh* “yes. we do scissor.”

“oh, okay, so like, HOW DOES THAT WORK?”

by breadbreadbreadhead May 19, 2024

velcro scissors

Regular scissors that are all gummy from adhesive after being used on velcro.

Damn it! I can’t cut this paper because someone turned my scissors into velcro scissors.

by Baophboy January 17, 2025

Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

Safety scissors

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom

Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Sloppy Scissors

When two girls spread their legs and rub their genitals together.

OMG look at those skanks doing the sloppy scissors!

by Nico974 September 23, 2016

Scissors

A snip snip tool to snip snip bolls off

I’m going to scissors your bolls

by Poopypants0221 August 29, 2021

Ear scissoring

A man sticking his head between two girls scissoring so they rub there pussies on his ears

I was watching then scissor then I got in there to ear scissoring

by Mew god February 1, 2024