Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
by Careili April 5, 2010
Get the splash padmug. A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
Get the I-pad babymug. Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
Get the Padded Tablemug. by koktopussy November 15, 2020
Get the a padmug. by War turtle July 30, 2021
Get the Matchelor Padmug. Noun
A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.
by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022
Get the Shabang Padmug. 