Negative Blessing

When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.

Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."

Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."

by Zendreon July 14, 2023

nut negative

When getting a nut does not outweigh the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut positive

Sucking my own dick definitely turned out to be a nut negative experience.

by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017

Negative 10K

= dog

Dumabss nicco ows me Negative 10K

by Anthony O April 20, 2021

neg

to leave someone opened on snapchat

he negged me what a prick.

by liar12789 March 31, 2021

negative nips

When someone is so skinny, their nipples are concave.

"Look at that fuckboy over there?"
"Ugh, he's even got negative nips"
"Ew, gross, he thinks he has abs"

by Why you heff to be mad April 12, 2015

Negative concord

A textbook term that explains informal, illogical uses of double negatives when the intention is to convey a single negative in a sentence. This phenomenon goes against traditional English rules and effectively contributes towards the downfall of societal intelligence.

Person 1: "I didn't do nothing".

Person 2: "Did you just say a negative concord"?
Person 1: "What's that"?
Person 2: "It's when you say a double negative when you don't intend to. You don't sound smart when you speak like that".

by BruceyWucey July 9, 2025

Negative bias

This definition indicates when a group of people on the internet or general on the internet try to talk only to the negative stuff instead of the positive stuff.

Byleth was released on SSBU and started the negative bias from that.

by TheMasterMushroom May 29, 2022