a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".
1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"
by ItzPexic August 8, 2022
Get the sure need new newmug. I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
Get the I need five volunteersmug. Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018
Get the do you need a wambulance?mug. by uncle veee February 14, 2010
Get the needs more Auto-Tunemug. When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius
“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”
by Massa Q October 6, 2021
Get the You need to go to jailmug. Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
Get the What I need to knowmug. Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.
Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
by Skwhirl May 16, 2013
Get the Hooker you need memug.