Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021

Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey

Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy

by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

by mkunga May 04, 2023

Vince Mickey

Creator of
The term "Fail"
Windows Vista
The "teabag"
Conquering Potato is his adj. name

"I'm going to Vince Mickey you in the vagina."

"What...?"

by God's brother Steve April 25, 2008

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 14, 2016