Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

Greasy Napoleon

A Greasy Napoleon is when you smother a small man in a lubricant (such as cooking oil) and leave him to die in a dilapidated shack on an isolated island.

"Trevor had sex with my wife, so I gave him a Greasy Napoleon."
"That's really fucked up."
"He had it coming."

by BleachLover43N15 September 6, 2020

Greasy night

When you brown nose your boss but they are full of shit so you get it all over yourself

That was one hell of a party, shame we forgot to invite the influencer’s from Dubai because we are now in for one hell of a greasy night

by Mathew Harris May 8, 2022

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

GREASY

A person of whom has revolting breath and doesn't understand the concept of chewing gum or mouth wash.

Or

A person who has a circulatory system litterally made of grease

Both aren't mutually exclusive however

Person 1:"FUCK OFF GREASY"

Person 2:"GREASY YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN MY ROOM WITHOUT PARACETAMOL"

Person 3:"SHUT THE FUCK UP BUTTERBOY"

by 411mitcivalobe April 9, 2019

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

greasy arrow

The act of shooting a lubed up dildo into the vagina of a female, preferably with a crossbow

My girlfriend gave my greasy arrow an 8/10.

by jayy IX May 17, 2018