Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

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Covid Boy

A boy who spreads Covid wherever he goes.

Jack: Ew look its Covid Boy, stay away from him he will give you Covid

by AlBro666 January 22, 2022

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How we've all learned to dress and accessorize in 2020. Includes wearing pajama bottoms with shirts on Zoom calls, wearing the same clothes from day to day, and selecting our COVID masks to complement our COVID wardrobe.

"Did you notice John wearing the same shirt on all the calls this week? That's pushing the boundaries of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."

by wannabe skibum December 27, 2020

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covid idiot

Someone that is absolutely terrified of covid 19 so they where a mask by themselves. EX. By themselves out side, driving in their car by themselves.

They are such a covid idiot, look at them wearing a mask by themselves outside.

by Buckeyes Hauschka bright Istan October 6, 2021

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Schrödinger's Covid

The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.

by Jen X December 21, 2021

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Covid Shower

When your woman (or man if incarcerated) is on all fours and you are driving your man plug home without using any virus protection equipment, you have them turn to look at you. When they react to your calling, you shoot your baby butter deep and sneeze in their face effectively giving them your gifts of hot sex and Covid.

"So did you take that girl home last night? Sure did. I gave her a nice Covid Shower."

by JR382 January 14, 2022

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