cracking the clam

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.

Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."

by sugabear March 12, 2015

Steamed Clam

The ultimate act of revenge upon a cheating girlfriend. This is the process in which you buy a bottle of hand sanitizer and simply remove its label and replace it with a label from a bottle of lube. Use the sanitizer as lube and she will receive the burning sting of retribution.

She cheated on me so I gave her the steamed clam.

by BGOFTACH January 18, 2010

clam diver

A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.

The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.

by davyclam June 22, 2008

Clam-Slam

When one famale is to 'slam' their vagina against another persons forhead.

"First one asleep gets a Clam-Slam from Kayleigh".

by Icemang80 August 18, 2009

clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

by wordmakerlikeshakespear January 25, 2011

Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

by lyssiebabe February 25, 2009

clam kick

When a woman gets kicked in her genitals.

"Did you see that cat fight yesterday? That bitch got clam kicked!"

by tolls101 September 8, 2006