A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.
by Opral December 17, 2021
Get the Christophemug. plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans
by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021
Get the christophermug. 
Get the christopher mychalmug. 
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022
Get the Christopher Rivermug. Mos attractive man I've ever laid eyes on. Intelligent, fix anything, family man ,passionate and he does most everything with stride. Show knowledge to be more indepen. help you with any way he can,& leave an impression will stay. c
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Can have a beast att. or temp wen × da wrg way but gen try to do erry ting w gud intent & wel. Sweet & sen.tiv sid u can fal in love w & u will fall it be v hard 2eve let him go if I truly love him. He admires to be admired has the best kisses & love making skills u can eve exper. and Ncountr if u have his atrraction w urs & if you connect with him on that type of level. He can b & have been very mis. Understoo but if he likes u & u treat him well you'll have a friend for life. If u ever betray him he'll never trust you again. He craves some1 that has unconditional luv 4 him & that shows him and proves their self to him so that he can really be sure that one has true intentions of loving him for who he is. If he ever starts loving u he'll do better to do what is right. As everyone in life & all this Earth he has room for improvement and tries his best to make up for what mistakes be ever makes. Has high standards set for himself &will not settle for a nobody. TAKES time to gain his trust. Loves good cooking & a woman can 100% b loyal 2 him. Ever have him in your life and he lets u in, treat him well & value him for who he is &he will do the same for u if he loves & cares for you. It just doesn't get any better than this when it comes to a man.
Me: girl wait you see Christopher M.C wow! So what did you think?
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"
My homegirl:"girl Christopher M.C. ? he is fine as hell"
Me:"I told you!!!!"
by Cloverforlife2021 January 22, 2021
Get the Christopher M.C.mug. ur a basic white bitch who belongs to the hillz. u have blond hair and blue eyes and had a glow up in 7t grade (jk)
by UrAsimp September 7, 2020
Get the Christophermug.