Bruce

A dude that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer

oh you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)

by bonelesskidznbleach April 23, 2021

Bruce

Slang for friend

You left your mate, that ain't your Bruce.

by Mxrphyy September 4, 2021

Bruce

He is a kind person who is selfless but gets too attached too easily, beware if you make him too upset he isn’t afraid to tell you to “STOP” he’s not afraid to share his opinions no matter how controversial they may be, doesn’t like fast paced games and will exit the room if it’s not fair, and sometimes he’s just there

Bruce said loudly, “SLOW DOWN!”

by bllabot November 22, 2023

McCoy Bruce

He is very nice and very caring has a big penis and knows how to use it very good and will only use it on his girl

O is that McCoy bruce
Yea he is hot

by person 67 November 11, 2019

Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce is the most awesome person you will EVER meet in you ENTIRE life. He’s intelligent,caring and sweet. Plus won’t break your heart are purpose like other guys. If he breaks up with you it’s for a very good reason. Plus his humor and looks are worth a million dollars. Ily 🥰❤️

Girl 1: Omfg he’s so mine!
Girl 2: NO MINEEE!
Me (his gf): Uhm hell no back off!
Girl 999: Omfg he’s totally a Wesley Bruce
Wesley Bruce: awesome guy to be around

by Brook Nunya December 8, 2018

Bruceing

When you get high off of your own ass hole fumes.

Usually it's something alot of cats or dogs do when they are bored in their spare time. It's only a common thing to be done if their name is Bruce.

God damn it Bruce, stop bruceing off of your ass hole. You've been sniffing that crack for days and have over dosed off of your own ass stench.

by Scuddler October 16, 2023

Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024