Lisa: "The doctor told me my baby will grow up to be a moronic asshole"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
Sarah: "Oh my god you need to get an abortion!"
by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Abortionmug. ⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
Get the Failed Abortionmug. An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.
"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."
by NAROVA September 6, 2013
Get the Sacred Abortionmug. Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”
by MeatPony October 4, 2018
Get the Double Abortionmug. by shartlover444 September 18, 2021
Get the cannibal abortionmug. Doctor: alright imma abortion this baby
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
My mom: K do it
Me: Sticks hand out vagina with a Glock-18
Mom: shrieks
Me: Fucking shoots the doctors head off
Mom: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
by ODOG12 October 22, 2022
Get the Abortionmug. The bloody mess that occurs when a pregnant female plays bass in a wicked rock band. Used to express something that is simultaneously amazing and awful.
"I don't know how I feel about this new trend. It's sort of a bass abortion, don't you think?"
"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
"I was on the rollercoaster when that guy had his arm ripped off. It was a legit bass abortion."
by Fox2018 May 22, 2018
Get the bass abortionmug.